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Barth Drabbinskiovitch
presents an overly long 6 hour dance spectacular entitled...

It's Nothing Like You'd Expect or Could Imagine Ever...

 

hrill to the intricate beats of jig and reel, the plaintif melodies or our traditional songs plus songs we just sort of made up. This richly costumed show represents an entirely new concept in dance entertainment using highly trained farm animals to express the genuine spirit of our national dances, songs and storytelling married to the most contemporary stage technology.

FarmDance - the Musical has significantly changed the direction and scope of dance, re-introducing the art form as the phenomenon it is today. The professional company’s repertoire is cutting-edge, redefining the medium with all the passion, flair and precision without the use of genetically enhanced farm animals like some other shows may use.

Using only "organic livestock" FarmDance crosses dance and cultural boundaries in artistically important ways, transcending craft to art and creating a new vocabulary for step dancing. The choreography of Bobbie Jo VanZeppert juxtaposes breathtaking aerial grace with hard driving percussive power and lightening-fast agility. The result is a surprisingly contemporary, thoroughly horrifyingly and engaging artistic vision.

 

What the critics are saying about "FarmDance - the Musical"

"It makes Lion King look like a Show!"

- Charles Tuna, Chicago Sun Times Star Globe

"More critters than Cats!"

- Bob, outside the theatre

FarmDance - the Musical has met with great critical acclaim throughout the world, appearing in distinguished venues such as New York’s Joyce DeWitt Theater, Washington D.C.’s George Kennedy Center, UCLA’s Honda Hall, Toronto's City TV Parking Lot, The National Arts and Crafts Center of Canada in Ottawa, and Chicago’s Auto Wash Outdoor Theatre (where you can see a play and get your car washed at the same time). The cast has gone to films made by such major studios as Disney, Warner Bros., and Universal, and have appeared on numerous national television programs including “The Fishing Musician”, "Mellonville Today", "The Weather Channel" and "The Howard Stern Show".

CAST AND CREW

Producer: Barth Drabbinskiovitch
Barth Drabbinskiovitch is the legendary Canadian impresario who has mounted a number of theatrical hits including:
"The Phantom of the Oprah"
"Hammi - Lord of the Hamsters"
and the critically acclaimed production of
"Of Mice and Men" using real mice.

Director: Murry Spielberg
The second cousin of famed movie director Norman Jewison, Murry has directed numerous stage, television and film projects. He directed and co-wrote the musical stage version of the hit movie "Jaws" and recently completed a film for American Airlines about a stewardess and the proper way to exit an airplane in an emergency.

Choreographer: Billie Jo VanZeppert
Though she had never worked with farm animals before, let alone tried to teach them to dance, Billie Jo was up for the challenge mainly due to a massive head injury that has given her the unique ability to take on any project without thinking it through. The results speak for themselves.

Musical Director: Tito Osmond
Tito was faced with a daunting task with the music for "FarmDance - the Musical" since all the musicians in the orchestra didn't know how to play any instruments. Showing the same innovation and resourcefulness that won him a Golden Globe for scoring the television mini-series "Lonesome Pigeon", Tito hired the local high school marching band. His biggest challenge was then to keep them from marching all over the theatre every time they began to play.

Costume Designer: Lamar
Lamar has been a force in the fashion industry for over 20 years having designed his way across the country creating costumes for celebrity stand-ins and impersonators. His numerous projects range from stage to screen including the Si-Fi epic "Planet of the Ferrets" and designing the costumes used by Carl Huffman in his one man show tribute to Madonna.

Stage Manager/Lighting: Larry Darryl
Larry got the coveted job as Stage Manager/Lighting Designer mainly because he owned over 500 feet of extension cord.

The Performers:

Bessie, Bebe, Donald, Ed, Daisy, Arnold Ziffle, Buttercup, Camila, Webster, Belle, Candy, BooBoo, Red, Duke, Tank, Goat Boy, Garfield, Kermit, Morris, Katie, Elsie, Spot and Eric.

Funding and Sponsors:
Canada Farming Council for the Arts
International Cow Dancers
McDonald's Canada
KFC Dancing Chicken Academy (Extra Crispy)
Foundation for the Funding of Artsy Crap
CBC

Thank You to all our Friends

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