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Homer
"D'oh!"
Lisa
"A deer!"
Marge
"A female
deer ... "
Marge
"How were
you a political prisoner?"
Homer
"I kicked
a giant mouse in the butt! Do I have to draw you a diagram?"
Homer
"You
better have a good reason for doing that, boy."
Bart
"It makes
me feel like a big man."
Homer
"Let me
check my reason list. ... Yep! It's on here."
Bart
"We never
had a family meeting before."
Homer
"We never
had a problem with a family member we could give away before!" |
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Bart
"What the
hell is this?"
Lisa
"It's one
of those campy '70s throwbacks that appeals to Generation Xers."
Bart
"We need
another Vietnam to thin out their ranks a little."
Lisa
"Mom,
there's a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement
and Dad's upstairs!"
Bart
"It seems
like everywhere I go, people are enjoying knives!" |
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Ned
Flanders
"Well,
it's Bart Simpson! Come on in, you're just in time for sponge bath
the old folks day!"
Jasper
"Help
yourself ... but stay above the equator!"
Ralph
Wiggum
"... when
the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest
day of my life."
Ralph
Wiggum
"My doctor
says I wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there."
Milhouse
"Hey,
wait! I'm okay today! My mom bought me deodorant!"
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Prof.
John Frink
With proper
funding, I'm confident this little baby could destroy an area the
size of New York City.
Abe
Simpson
"But I
want to help people, not kill them!"
Prof.
John Frink
"Oh. Well,
to be honest, the ray only has evil applications."
Dr.
Nick Riviera
"And
remember, if you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece
of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain." |
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Krusty
the Clown
"What the!
I could pull a better cartoon outta my a... Hey, hey!"
Krusty
the Clown
"And now,
boys and girls, here he is: the boy who says the words you've been
longing to hear like the salivating dogs that you are - Bart Simpson!"
Lisa
to Sideshow Bob
"You're
living proof that our revolving door prison system works."
Selma
Bouvier Terwilliger
"You tried
to kill me. I want a separation." |
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Apu
Nahasapeemapetilan
"Okay,
don't try anything funny. I'm armed to the teeth."
Apu
Nahasapeemapetilan
"Hey, hey,
this is not a lending library. If you're not going to buy that thing,
put it down or I'll blow your heads off." |
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Lunchlady
Doris
"More
testicles means more iron!"
Principal
Skinner
"Willy, go
into the vent and get him."
Groundskeeper
Willie
"What?
Have you gone waxy in your peaster? I cannot fit in tha' wee vent,
you croquet-playing mint muncher."
Principal
Skinner
"Grease
yourself up and go in, you...you guff-speaking work-slacker."
Superintendent
Chalmers
"Excellent.
Not a trace of urine."
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Groundskeeper
Willie
"There's
nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman."
Groundskeeper
Willie
"I didn't
even cry when they hung my father for stealing a pig!" |
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Bart
"You can
do it, Otto! You're the coolest adult I ever met!"
Otto
"Wow! I've
never been called an adult before ... I've been tried as one, but ..." |
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Mayor
Quimby
"You
people are nothing but a pack of fickle mush-heads!"
Townspeople
"He's right!"
"Give us
hell, Quimby!" |
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