Doctor In The House
Medical One-Liners & Quotes from Star Trek The Next Generation

 

If there's nothing wrong with me, maybe there's something wrong with the Universe.

The Tarellians had reached Earth's late twentieth century level of knowledge. That's all you need if you're a damned fool.

Captain, can I see you in your ready room, it's a private matter. No, actually, it's an urgent one!

Be sure to dress warm on those other planes of existence!

Actually, we were about to do some shopping.

Shut Up!

Just deal, Data

In English, Data

Casualty reports coming in from all over the ship!

Your arm has been amputated and surgically reattatched.

He got turned into a spider and now he has a disease named after him.

You either need a bigger suit or a smaller neck.

Data, what do you think we should do?

I swore I`d never use one of these... Computer, activate EMH!

I dont care! Do a dance, tell a story, I dont care.

So much for the Enterprise E.

One of these days you're gonna fall and break your neck and I'm not gonna be able to heal that as easily.

If you were any more perfect, Data, I'd have to write you up in a Starfleet medical textbook.

Captain Picard, you are now relieved of duty. I judge you to be disabled and mentally incapacitated.

Deanna
Have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up?
Beverly
Not that we care about such things in this day and age.
Deanna
Uh huh.

 

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    Beverly Crusher

    Chief Medical Officer
    U.S.S. Enterprise NCC 1701-E

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