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Please state the nature of the
medical emergency
I don't have a life. I have a programme.
I'm a Doctor, not a doorstop!
Thats not part of my program.
Welcome to Sickbay. Take a number!
I'll delete myself at the first
sign of trouble! Well... maybe not the first sign.
According to Starfleet medical
records, Borg implants are supposed to irritate the skin. Would you
like an aggresive cream?
Sticks and stones can't break my
bones, so you can imagine how I feel about being called names.
If you were human, I'd say you
had a severe panic-attack.
Report to sickbay at 0600 hours.
Bring a tricorder and a smile.
Refresh my memory: which of us
has the 'terrible bedside manner' ?
If you'd disengage your vocal
subroutines for one second, I'd explain!
I assure you I am in perfect
health. I was saving Voyager from annihilation when you were just a
gleam in you programmer's eye!
Paranoia is a way of life for
you, isn't it?
Find the one that says 'Fire',
and push it!
If my history is accurate,
southern California in late twentieth century had no shortage of
psychotherapists, competent and otherwise. I suggest you find one!
I am going to enter the force
field now and start with a full scan of your mid-section. You should
know I'm a hologramme and can't be bent, spindled or mutilated, so
don't bother trying!
I'll reattach any severed limbs,
just don't displace them!
It's 0600 hours; early bird gets
the gagh!
The Borg: party-poopers of the galaxy!
With all these new personalities
floating around, it's too bad we can't find one for you.
Zimmerman
hologramme
You've filled your memory with nonsense!"
the
Doctor
It was only during my off-hours.
. .
Zimmerman
hologramme
You're supposed to be off during
your off-hours!
the
Doctor
If we ever get home, I expect
I'll become quite the hero. 'Emergency Medical Hologramme
instrumental in the return of Voyager crew.' Has a nice ring to it,
don't you think?
Seven
of Nine
On the other hand, it is entirely
possible that your programme will be deleted and you will be upgraded
to conform to the most recent standards.
the
Doctor
Unlikely!
the
Doctor
Stop breathing down my neck!
Prometheus
EMH
My breathing is only a simulation.
the
Doctor
So is my neck; stop it anyway!
Seven
of Nine
Don't panic; it's counter-productive.
the
Doctor
That's easy for you to say,
you're not facing cybernetic oblivion!
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